Blue Ion Blurbs: Summer Edition
We took the summer off from posting overheards. But while the weather is steamy as ever still, it looks like the kids are back to school – so we’re back to doing our blog homework and sharing the most interesting things heard in our office. As always, comments are kept anonymous and provided with 0 context- because it’s much more fun that way!
Do you rock the book bag look because you have so much baggage?
There should be an alarm that sounds when a man bun enters the office.
Tuesday is the new Thursday.
Donald Trump’s toupee is Horcrux number 3.
Do you think it’s scientifically possible to breed a rhinoceros with a whale?
If I were a doctor I would schedule all my appointments 2-3 months out and then just sit in my office and eat cheese puffs and dance to eighties music. And I would just use my white coat as a napkin.
I hope your marriage lasts longer than this coosie.
Young Stalin was a total babe.
Wizardry just happened at the CVS.
I just don’t think most people find mayonnaise as hilarious as I do.