Overheard at Blue Ion: Halloween Edition

There’s something about coming to work in costumes that really brings out the best overheard quotes in the office. Happy Halloween friends.

“Are those your girlfriend’s pants?” “Yeah.”

“I’m just singing the hits from the Ms. Doubtfire soundtrack.”

“I only learned print hebrew but apparently all the cool people only do cursive hebrew.”

“Let it be known: pleather shorts do not stay down at the appropriate length when seated. Especially with pantyhose.”

“Should I play the twerk playlist?” “Chris, there is a fine line between twerk and work.”

“What kind of world do we live in where Clowns cant walk down the street without the 5-0 all up in their sniz?”

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning for mustard…”

“When your boss enters the office as a sexy shirtless sax man. Halloween y’all.”