Intern Spotlight: Harrison Little
At Blue Ion, we realize that our work is a reflection of who we are as individuals and our success is a direct result of all the different personalities, talents,
soccer field life experiences, and weird senses of humor that each of our employees (and interns) brings to the table. This diverse group of indentured servants awesome interns is what makes Blue Ion so freaking awesome (and I should know, because I was one). Our first intern spotlight goes to the self-proclaimed “Head Intern” of Blue Ion:
What are your Nicknames?
Harry and HairBall when I was younger. [Editor’s note: Don’t forget Harrison Little Ford]
What would be the title of your autobiography?
This Would Be Way Better As A Movie
If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?
Teleport, save money on traveling and could leave class/work and come back in an instant.
Would you rather be a tiny elephant or a giant hamster?
Tiny elephant (no brainer). I feel it is more exotic and I’d be the pet of a rich family.
If you were a cupcake, what flavor would you be?
Death by Chocolate. http://www.freshcupcakes.com/cupcakes/death-by-chocolate.html
What celebrity do people think you look like?
I used to get Shane West a lot, but now its just a bunch of people.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Crickets as a kid, it was a fun dare.
When you were 6 years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Honestly, I never really thought about it. But if pushed, probably a fireman so I could play with the Dalmatians.
What one food do you wish had zero calories?
Buffalo chicken pizza.
If you were a Crayola crayon, what color would you be?
Jelly Bean Magic Scent.
If you could witness any historical event, what would you want to see?
Moon landing. To see it, and to be on the moon.
What was your favorite toy as a child?
Power Rangers. I had a whole chest full of about 100 of them.
What’s your Smurf name?
Sporty smurf. Smurf yeah, I like that. [Editor’s note: Not to be confused with Sporty Spice]
If you could only drink one beer for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Tactical Nuclear Penguin. It is impossible to get, has a 32% ABV, and would keep me happy for a long time.
If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
FleurBurger with Salvatore’s Legacy as my cocktail. The FleurBurger is roughly $5000 and is a Kobe beef burger comes topped with seared foie gras and truffles on a brioche truffle bun. Salvatore’s Legacy created with rare booze such as 1788 Clos de Griffier Vieux Cognac, 1770 Kummel Liqueur, 1860 Dubb Orange Curacao and early 20th century Angostura Bitters. If they could get me that before I died that would be impressive enough to die for.
What is your theme song?
Lonely Island “Like A Boss”
What’s tv show/movie are you ashamed to admit you love?
All the Pixar movies.
If your house was burning down, what’s the one thing you would save?
Which cartoon character would you most like to switch lives with?
Bart Simpson. Be sponsored by a candy company,meet famous celebrities, have famous one-liners, and have crazy adventures all over the world on a weekly basis…Yes please.
If you were to write a self help book, what would the topic be?
It’s 3am and Your _____ Is Due In A Few Hours: Steps To Late Success
What would you like to be famous for?
Special thanks to Harrison for always being willing to run to the corner store to get us beverages whenever we get a whim. Also, thanks for doing all the grunt work I don’t want to do, you help keep my stress at a manageable level.