Employee Spotlight: Laura Wood

At Blue Ion, we realize that our work is a reflection of who we are as individuals and our success is a direct result of all the different personalities, talents, art school life experiences, and weird senses of humor that each of our employees brings to the table. This diverse group of caffeine addicts dedicated employees is what makes Blue Ion so freaking awesome.  To celebrate these differences, we’re going to be highlighting one employee every week so you can get to know us a little better and learn what makes us tick. This week’s Employee Spotlight is

Laura Wood

 Laura Wood

What are your Nicknames?
Ldubs, lare-uh, faux real (rapper name) and Earl.

What would be the title of your autobiography?
“What Would Wood do?”

If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?
Teleportation, so I never have to spend money and time to travel ever again.

Which cartoon character would you most like to switch lives with?
Finn from “Adventure Time!”

What celebrity do people think you look like?
I’m told I look like Gillian Jacobs from Community.

LW as Britta Perry


What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Probably Gator

What one food do you wish had zero calories?

What would you like to be famous for?
Creating something that makes people feel good about life.

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When you were 6 years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A pop star!

If you were a cupcake, what flavor would you be?
Chocolate and peanut butter (does that exist? Because it should)

What was your favorite toy as a child?
My little sisters

The Wood Girls


What’s your Smurf name?

If you could witness any historical event, what would you want to see?
Creation of the universe. Front row seats.

If you could only drink one beer for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Dogfish head 90 min. IPA

If you were a Crayola crayon, what color would you be?
NEON Orange! I think it’s the happiest color.

What is your theme song?
“I’m too sexy”

Sexy Zombie


If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
My dad’s beef stew

What’s tv show/movie are you ashamed to admit you love?
I’m obsessed with the Boomerang channel

If your house was burning down, what’s the one thing you would save?
My iphone

Would you rather be a tiny elephant or a giant hamster?
Giant Hamster.

If you were to write a self help book, what would the topic be?
How To Lose Friends and Alienate People

Overly Attached Laura

Thanks to Laura for being awesome and keeping me sane by hanging out with me outside of work. You can follow Laura on Instagram. You can also learn more about Laura by visiting our main Blue Ion website.