Employee Spotlight: Josh Campbell

At Blue Ion, we realize that our work is a reflection of who we are as individuals and our success is a direct result of all the different personalities, talents, duck hunting life experiences, and weird senses of humor that each of our employees brings to the table. This diverse group of good ol’ boys dedicated employees is what makes Blue Ion so freaking awesome.  To celebrate these differences, we’re going to be highlighting one employee every week (except last week, because I was on vacation) so you can get to know us a little better and learn what makes us tick. This week’s Employee Spotlight is:

Josh Campbell


What is/are your nickname(s)?
Campy, JC, Maisels, BAAD Campbell

What would be the title of your autobiography?

Would you rather be a tiny elephant or a giant hamster?
Hamsters are gross and color blind. Tiny Elephant…for sure.

Which cartoon character would you most like to switch lives with?
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes

Campy and Hobbes

What was your favorite toy as a child?
I’d have to say the G.I. Joe aircraft carrier. I only knew one other friend who had it and we blew it up with Fireworks and then sank it in his pond behind his house.

When you were 6 years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A special effects artist. I’ve watched F/X and F/X 2 multiple times.

What celebrity do people think you look like?
I have pictures when I was younger where people said Johnny Knoxville. Now I look like I ate Johnny Knoxville and you’re claiming Billy Ray Cyrus for me and I’ll have to disagree. This employee spotlight is getting out of control…

Campy Ray Cyrus
[Editor’s Note: YOU GUYS COULD BE TWINS. Campy Ray Cyrus. That’s what I’m calling you from now on]

If you were a cupcake, what flavor would you be?
I’m going to have to steal Casey’s answer and say Bacon Maple, but top it with some cream cheese icing and a thick cut of slow cooked apple smoked bacon sticking out the top. WHAT THE!

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
I’ve had Haggis, strange yes but delicious.

If you could only drink one beer for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Skinny Dip by New Belgium

What one food do you wish had zero calories?
The Bernie Mac cause it’s the milk and cookies!

The Bernie Mac

If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
The Bernie Mac and a Skinny Dip

If you could witness any historical event, what would you want to see?
June 6, 1944

If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?
Animal-keen senses, enhanced physical capabilities and healing factors with implated adamantium bones, essentially, Wolverine, but not like that silly bitch Hugh Jackman, the drawn one by McFarlane…Todd McFarlane.


If you were a Crayola crayon, what color would you be?
Outrageous Orange, renamed from “Ultra Orange” in 1990 and if you want the hex color, its #FF6E4A

What is your theme song?
It changes every month. Right now maybe “Who Says”?

What tv show/movie are you ashamed to admit you love?
Everyone already knows it’s Friends.


If your house was burning down, what’s the one (non-living) thing you would save?
My Taylor GA 7

If you were a Smurf, what would your Smurf name be?
Really? Bad Ass Smurf!

What would you like to be famous for?
Being awesome at everything. I’m working on it.

If you were to write a self help book, what would the topic be?
How to be awesome at everything.

Awesome Campy

Thanks to Josh for giving hilarious answers and being awesome. You can follow Josh on Instagram and Twitter. You can also learn more about all things Campy by visiting our main Blue Ion website.