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Blue Ion Employee Spotlight: Casey Gold
At Blue Ion, we realize that our work is a reflection of who we are as individuals and our success is a direct result of all the different personalities, talents, prison yard life experiences, and weird senses of humor that each of our employees brings to the table. This diverse group of unpaid slave labor dedicated employees is what makes Blue Ion so freaking awesome. To celebrate these differences, we’re going to be highlighting one employee every week so you can get to know us a little better and learn what makes us tick. This week’s Employee Spotlight is
Casey Gold
Nicknames:
Goldmansachs, Casedogg, Nebraska Slim, C-Unit, X-Factor
What would be the title of your autobiography?
About Casey ‘Goldmansachs-Casedogg-Nebraska-Slim-C-Unit-X-Factor’ Gold
If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?
Flying, cheaper than a plane ticket.
Would you rather be a tiny elephant or a giant hamster?
Tiny elephant. I think people would accept that over a giant hamster… gross.
When you were 6 years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A Certified Google AdWords Professional, HA! Professional soccer player.
If you were a cupcake, what flavor would you be?
Bacon-Maple
Which cartoon character would you most like to switch lives with?
Archer
What celebrity do people think you look like?
Danny Bonaduce
(ed. note- sorry Sallie)
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Chicken heart
What would you like to be famous for?
Striking good looks
What was your favorite toy as a child?
Action figures
What’s your Smurf name?
Casey Smurf
If you could witness any historical event, what would you want to see?
Any World Cup final
If you could only drink one beer for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Sweetwater 420
What one food do you wish had zero calories?
Macaroni and Cheese
If you were a Crayola crayon, what color would you be?
Macaroni and Cheese
If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
Macaroni and Cheese from J. Paulz
What is your theme song?
Dirt Off Your Shoulders by Jay Z
What tv show/movie are you ashamed to admit you love?
Back in the day I loved The O.C.
If your house was burning down, what’s the one thing you would save?
My dog (after my girlfriend of course… she might be reading this)
If you were to write a self help book, what would the topic be?
Help Me, Help You