At Blue Ion, we realize that our work is a reflection of who we are as individuals and our success is a direct result of all the different personalities, talents, home brewing life experiences, and weird senses of humor that each of our employees brings to the table. This diverse group of circus clowns dedicated employees is what makes Blue Ion so freaking awesome.  To celebrate these differences, we’re going to be highlighting one employee every week so you can get to know us a little better and learn what makes us tick. This week’s Employee Spotlight is

Robert Prioleau

What are your Nicknames?
Sweetie, Bobby P
What would be the title of your autobiography?
Why? (that’s the actual title)
If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?
Invisibility…sometimes it’s nice to just disappear.
Would you rather be a tiny elephant or a giant hamster?
Definitely a giant hamster…would be fun to freak people out.
Which cartoon character would you most like to switch lives with?
Calvin
What celebrity do people think you look like?
On a good day, Clooney. In earlier years, friends said that I had a Swayze hairdo.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Dry dog food..thanks to my older brother.
What one food do you wish had zero calories?
Chocolate milk.
When you were 6 years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?
An architect.
If you were a Crayola crayon, what color would you be?
The multi-color one, that melted into a single block after being left out in the sun.
If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
Boiled crawfish, blue crab and lobster trifecta…and a keg.
If you were a cupcake, what flavor would you be?
Dark chocolate tequila.
What would you like to be famous for?
Incredible feats of strength and endurance.

What was your favorite toy as a child?
GI Joe (s)
What’s your Smurf name?
Don’t know, don’t have one.
If you could witness any historical event, what would you want to see?
Hard question. I would have liked to be at Bob Marley’s One Love Peace Concert in Kingston, where he joined the hands of two political rivals during a civil war.
If you could only drink one beer for the rest of your life, what would it be?
One that I learned to brew myself.
What is your theme song?
The Faces – Ooh La La.
What tv show/movie are you ashamed to admit you love?
Felicity. But don’t tell anyone.
If your house was burning down, what’s the one non-living thing you would save?
The old photos.
If you were to write a self help book, what would the topic be?
Love It Or Leave It

Thanks to Robert for answering my weird questions and for letting me have free reign over choosing the pictures for this post. You can follow Robert on Twitter at @RPrioleau. You can also learn more about Robert by visiting our main Blue Ion website.