Meet Hailey Goldstein – Blue Ion’s Newest Marketing Team Member

We just added some serious paid media hustle in the form of Hailey Goldstein. A display and analysis ninja, furious pedaler, fellow CofC grad, and cat-lover, Hailey has already started making an impact on several projects. Erin caught up with her for our infamous entrance interview.

What are your nicknames?

Unfortunately I never had many nicknames growing up. My dad did call me HaileyBaileyG but that isn’t much of a nickname. At my last job a couple of people called me Granny Oats due to the fact that I would eat oatmeal often.

What would be the title of your autobiography?

I would keep it classy and simple. Hailey Goldstein

If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?

I would love to fly! The feeling of free falling and soaring sounds amazing to me.

Would you rather be a tiny elephant or a giant hamster?

What about a cat? They’re like hamsters but bigger – and cuter.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?

Hmm that is a hard one but probably alligator.

If you were a cupcake, what flavor would you be?

Mexican chocolate cupcake with a molten chocolate center.

What celebrity do people think you look like?

People have told me that I look like Selma Blair.

When you were 6 years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I was a nerd and wanted to be a Geneticist, but then I grew up and found out how many years you need to go to school for that and I was like umm I will pass.

What was your favorite toy as a child?

I had this mini Hess truck that opened up and had a spaceship in it. It was pretty epic.

What would you like to be famous for?

My ability to make people smile/laugh.

What one food do you wish had zero calories?

Chicken fingers and french fries with a side of ranch.

If you were a Crayola crayon, what color would you be?

Probably forest green.

What’s your Smurf name?

Singing Smurf

If you could only drink one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Sounds lame but probably water.

What is your theme song?

Currently, Crean on Chrome by Ratatat. I love biking to that song.

Who was your favorite Spice Girl?

Sporty Spice

If you were to get rid of one state in the U.S., which would it be and why?

Texas, but not everything is bigger there (false advertising)

Pick two celebrities to be your parents.

Tom Selleck and Barbara Streisand

Who would play you in the Lifetime original movie of your teen years?

Emma Stone because she is awesome!